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Hey Jealousy
By: onyxpixie on 10/28/2011 4:04 PM

Don't you hate when you're jealous and have no reason to be? He isn't mine but I hate it when she's ...

You had kids, now you have no life. Who knew?
By: onyxpixie on 4/8/2011 9:17 PM

I can't help but notice that recently my facebook wall feed has been full of people complaining abou...

Fuck MTV and their new, shitty music.
By: onyxpixie on 10/25/2010 12:14 PM

'91 to '01 personally were the best MTV days. This new auto-tune, pop, no-talent bullshit is serious...

Why are you making this a competition?
By: onyxpixie on 9/7/2010 7:37 PM

We are like sisters. Your mom let me stay at you place for a year so I could finish school when my m...

Just come out with it already
By: onyxpixie on 8/19/2010 5:47 PM

I fucking hate when people beat around the bush. I've asked you a few times if you'd come bounce for...

Sorry, I don't add jailbait!
By: onyxpixie on 8/12/2010 12:33 AM

You know, there was a reason we called you jailbait in high school. You were younger, tried to hard ...

Fuck You Childhood Best Friend
By: onyxpixie on 7/24/2010 3:28 PM

So, we've known each other for 18 years. We were best friends for 3/4 of that. We both went to schoo...

You inconsiderate ass...
By: onyxpixie on 7/18/2010 7:50 AM

We're on different shifts. You ask me to write you a note on the kitchen counter or on facebook at l...

I hate being the third wheel...
By: onyxpixie on 6/20/2010 8:22 PM

My brother has a band and was playing at the bar the other night. His girlfriend came to pick me up ...

Emo - Cos nothing's sexier than lusting over a guy who looks like he wants it up the ass.
By: onyxpixie on 5/11/2010 7:03 AM

I am totally sick of this emo/80's glam rock revisited bullshit. You know, the guys from Twisted sis...

Screw You Roomie
By: onyxpixie on 5/10/2010 7:25 AM

I get up this morning. My roommate's cat pukes all over the top of the stairs. My roommate's sleepin...

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