Ashtrays

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Okay, generally speaking, smokers are good people. With the exception of a few. But those are probably also snorting cocaine and doing other hardcore drugs as well. Now, I'm not saying that all people who do drugs are bad people, but drugs make you do some fucked up things. Like stealing a microwave. Yes, it's happened, I know about a guy who stole a microwave for some painkillers, which is a really stupid thing for somebody to do, but whatever, it's not my life, and the highs I've gotten, (yes I'm not drug retarded) were well worth the money, but the few times I've gotten high was on Marijuana and Vicodin. The Vicodin wasn't that bad, the times I've done it has gotten me sit through my parent's yelling at me and not say a word because I was only thinking "I'm high as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkk." But the only truly messed up people are sociopaths, who don't have any other emotions but entitlement (see Entitlement rant) but that's another rant all together. I actually knew a sociopath once upon a time. I was young and I couldn't tell the difference, he was such a good actor. The day after I met him though, he booked town, stole two hundred dollars from the guy he was living with and I never heard from him or about him ever again. Which is a shame, because that guy had some good weed.

But, generally speaking, most smokers are good people. We usually respect the signs and don't smoke in front of small children or pregnant ladies. So why is it that the ashtrays are so fucking far away from the benches, and why are they ALWAYS filled to the brim, like ew, fuck that, I pay $7.05 a pack, and the least you can do is clean out your fucking ashtray every once in a blue moon, I mean, seriously, we usually stay the fuck away from you if you don't like smoking, but we don't usually give you any reason to dislike us. Except, you know, if you grew up with your parents smoking a pack a day, but the rest of us smokers are generally good people, and I mean, it's our lives so we can fuck up our health however we damn well please, so why make the ashtrays so damn far away?