Backstabbers

It's actually quite hilarious, well I find it as such, how the more that I tell you, you get more inclined to believe everything which I tell you about myself.

By the way, did you know I'm actually a stripper. I'm only sixteen, oh, yeah, that's legal, the stripping age in Michigan is actually fourteen, didn't you know that? Yeah, go tell your posse of gossip hungry bitches that. They'll believe anything, anything you say about me.

By the way, I'm actually a man. A forty-two year old man. I snort cocaine, shoot up heroine, and snort marijuana on the side. Which is impossible, dip shit, you can't snort marijuana. Are you that stupid as to believe anything I tell you about? I'm dying, oh, lord, I can't breathe, I'm laughing too hard. Oh sweetie, don't give me that sort of power, I'm only human