Bite me

Bite me, assholes.
Go fuck yourselves.
The world is so fucked up and I’m a big fucking jerk living in it but at least I’m not a fucking waste of space douche bag shit head. I have no time for idiots, ignoramuses, shallow people or show-offs. Certain groups - politicians, celebrities, activists, religious zealots and others – none of these things concern me and they’re all a bunch of dick heads anyways. The state of things in our society, in the world in general, is deplorable because we are all a bunch of assholes. However, some of you are way worse than the rest of us, and so I address this to you, for you to all eat my dick. If you were face to face with me I would still tell you to eat my dick, I would not be afraid of being hit or beaten up, etc. I can take it and dish it. In fact, the other day at a fast food restaurant I watched some bitch cut in front of some guy, blatantly. The guy looked pissed off but didn’t do anything. So I actually stopped eating and said “excuse me, but there’s a line-up there for a reason, you should think about getting in it” to which she replied “oh sorry, I didn’t know” and then the guy behind her that she cut off said “oh it’s okay, go ahead.” Nice guy, right? Nicer than me, for sure. She knew what she was doing, she wasn’t sorry; she’s just an ignorant mental midget. Why did I say something? Because the world is making me like this, bolder, more of an asshole, more ready to stand up and say “Hey, asshole, go fuck your self.”