My Rant is:

Black-rimmed glasses + hipster beard + IPhone = asshole


By wahwah on 9/9/2010 6:49 PM
Share Anonymously or other Category: People
Black-rimmed glasses + hipster beard + IPhone = asshole
click image to view large version


It’s a simple formula. If you have a short scruffy beard, black-rimmed nerd glasses, and use an IPhone, there’s a good chance you’re an asshole. There’s an even better chance if you also listen to Vampire Weekend, have messy hair, wear really tight jeans with plaid shirts or ‘Where’s Waldo?’ inspired shirts. Of course, if you’re a real asshole, you don’t listen to Vampire Weekend anymore because they sold out, right? Instead, you’re somewhere in 2014 listening to the bands that haven’t been discovered yet. You’re probably driving a Mazda or a VW as well, or in rare cases, driving a scooter. If you’re trying to express your individuality then how about you not try to look & sound like every other asshole out there? Oh, and enjoy the Pho soup, white boy.

Do you agree or disagree with this rant?
Click a thumb below to vote
 
 
74% Agree Totals Votes: 43

Leave a Comment

Comments

Posted on: 1/2/2012 10:39 PM
I wear the style because I like how it looks, not because all 'dem cool kids are wearing it. Does that make me a conformist? No, not really.
Don't judge off the looks, though.
For the people who do act like that and think they're better or soo much more special than everyone else pisses me off.
wr007
Agrees Agrees
Posted on: 9/10/2010 4:29 PM
Ha!!!!!!
wahwah
Agrees Agrees
Posted on: 9/10/2010 1:50 PM
Yeah, I live in Ottawa, Canada and they're everywhere here - I'm so 'not cool' in my ball cap and regular jeans listening to good music, driving my Chev. There's nothing hipster about me but I find these a-holes hilarious because they are the ultimate conformists - in their effort to be individuals they end up looking the same. On a side note, I only got 83% Agree on this one meaning somewhere some hipster voted NO from his giant IPhone while sipping a fair trade organic coffee.
wr007
Agrees Agrees
Posted on: 9/10/2010 7:25 AM
You're too funny! This crap drives my crazy too. I live in Boston and they're everywhere and when the new Apple store opened, they all congregated there. I didn't last 5 min in the store. The place was filled with a bunch of genitalia-less guys with old tight sweaters, Mr Potato Head glasses, and those stupid tight jeans. Who decided this look was a good idea? Now I truly appreciate the neon colors and hip packs of the 80's!