Cheap ass dirtbags

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I hate people who are cheap. Not frugal, not thrifty, but cheap. Cheap ass people who argue over expired coupons with the guy at Subway. Cheap ass motherfuckers who drive around looking for the cheapest gas station, even if it’s $0.01 cheaper, you want to say “Do you realize you just wasted more money driving around then you’ll make back by filling up here?”. Cheap people who would tip like shit or don’t tip at all. If you don’t tip your server in a pub or restaurant, someone should bring you out back and beat loose change out of you. Cheap assholes who are rich, wonder how they’re rich? Surprise! Because they’re so fucking cheap. Cheap people who count their pennies and never treat someone else to dinner once in awhile or buy birthday presents. People who return their food after eating half of it at a restaurant, just to get it off the bill, even if there was nothing wrong with it. There are people out there who devise all kinds of immoral ways to save a buck, often manipulating the system or out right stealing. These people should die of Chlamydia.