Do you work here personal trainer guy??

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You know that kind of out-of-shape guy who comes to your local gym / fitness club and always comes with some guy who he’s ‘training’ but really they’re just two morons who are both out-of-shape? I hate that informal personal trainer guy!!!!! He’s always blabbing on about how to use the machines properly and what they do for you, like “Ahhh, the shoulder press…..used to be one of my favourites….you know how to use this one? No? Okay just sit here, chest high, relax, breathe in, and etc….” and his buddy is always just nodding and saying “Oh….okay….right……yep…..got ya…..okay”. Fake personal trainer guy is always leading his poor embarrassed buddy through the motions explaining the machines and half the time he doesn’t know what he’s talking about. I always feel like saying “HEY ASSHOLE. DO YOU WORK HERE? YOU KNOW THEY’RE ACCEPTING RESUMES AT THE FRONT DESK SO IF YOU DON’T MIND, SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR AWHILE”.