Fuck You Childhood Best Friend

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So, we've known each other for 18 years. We were best friends for 3/4 of that. We both went to school and did other things. Cool. I ended up hearing through facebook that you were getting married. Cool. You didn't tell me yourself until 6 months later..ugh cool? You didn't invite me. Cool, didn't really expect to be invited, seeing as we haven't really hung out in a long time. 3 weeks before the wedding, I get a mass invite on facebook with the other girls who are attending the wedding, to go to your bachelorette. Not cool. Know why? #1 Because I will be the only one there who is not attending the wedding. #2 It makes it look like all you want is extra money/ stuff etc. to pay off your wedding. #3 It makes me feel like you don't think of me as someone nice enough to attend a wedding, only someone sloppy and fun to liven up your bachelorette.