My Rant is:
Guys who hang out in the Dunkin Donuts parking lot
What the fuck is up with 19 year old white guys who have nothing better to do but to park their craptastic suped-up Honda Civics (with ugly-ass spoilers) all in a line in the parking lot of every Dunkin Donuts / Tim Horton’s (name your coffee / donut shop, I’m sure they’ll make an appearance there too) in North America? They stand around smoking butts and drinking coffee beside their Japanese neon-lighted cars all night. Don’t these guys realize that if they wanted to look cool and attract girls, it probably shouldn’t start with loitering in a parking lot all night? Nothing screams “I have no life” more than standing around in a cold parking lot on a Saturday night beside your chopped up Civic sipping coffees with your sausage fest entourage, meanwhile trying to look really tough to everyone who goes by. Looking cool, fast and bi-curious.



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Since then, no more fast and furious wannabes!!!