Java

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Java should be banished to the depths of the abyss of shitty software. When I have nothing else in the background, I can throw content creation or games at it and it runs fine. My laptop is 2 and a half years old. But get anything that's JAVA based, and all hell breaks loose. What the fuck?

Why does it ALWAYS insist on hogging 1GB of memory when the program is only using a tenth of that? Why does it always have to pick it's horridly visually unpleasing theme rather than my chosen one? Why the fucking hell can't it just replace my old version of Java with the new one so I'm not confused by five fucking versions of it???

Oracle, pull your head out of your ass and fix this mess. Until then, your bloatware is hereby banished from the platters of my hard drive. Thank you, bitches!