Keep the change, eat shit and die, you fucking loser

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This rant is on behalf of my friend. My friend is a waitress. She has been for many years, and she is good at her job. She works in a nice, classy restaurant. The other day she was upset about work. I asked her why. She told me that she served a couple the other night - the couple ate and two glasses of wine with a bill of $70.00.
They tipped her $0.75. No joke. She cried afterwards, mostly out of anger. Now, the 15% rule exists if you get good service but in some places it's actually mandatory. If we follow the 15% rule, the couple should have left her $10.50. Myself, I would normally leave $15 on a bill of $70 if I received good service. I have no doubt that she gave good service, as I said, this is not her first rodeo and she is pleasant and efficient when it comes to her job - she has to be, because she basically lives of tips - the $5.50 she makes an hour just doesn't put food on the table.

What kind of scum buckets, what kind of fucking jerk offs, what kind of evil people would tip a girl $0.75 on anything??? I mean even if the bill was $15, $0.75 is a joke.....it basically says "FUCK YOU, HERE'S SEVENTY-FIVE CENTS, NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF".

What does $0.75 buy these days? Hmmmmmmmmm.......

HERE'S MY MESSAGE TO ANYONE WHO WOULD DO A THING LIKE THIS:

I HOPE THAT SOMEDAY, A SERVER AT A RESTAURANT WHERE YOU ARE ABOUT TO TIP $0.75 BREAKS YOUR NOSE WITH AN OPEN PALM BITCH SLAP. I HOPE THAT THE SOUND IS LOUD, LIKE A WHIP CRACKING. I HOPE THAT THEY DO THIS AND THAT EVERYONE CAN SEE YOU CRY IN PAIN AND EMBARRASEMENT LIKE A LITTLE BITCH. THEN, I HOPE THAT EVERYONE IN THE RESTAURANT TAKES TURNS TAKING SHITS ON YOUR FACE AND AS YOU SOB THE SHIT POURS INTO YOUR MOUTH, WHILE YOU GAG ON TURDS. THEN, I HOPE THAT YOU WALK OUT OF THE RESTAURANT WITH YOUR BROKEN NOSE AND SHIT FACE, AND GET JUMPED BY A PACK OF JUVENILE DELINQUENTS WHO STEAL YOUR WALLET, CAR KEYS AND YOUR CASH. WHILE YOU WALK HOME, YOU CAN THINK ABOUT ALL THE TIMES YOU ROBBED SOMEONE OR TREATED THEM LIKE DIRT.