My Rant is:
Morbid obesity is a 'disability' that is rewarded in Disney World.
I went to Disney World very recently & it really opened my eyes. I have never in my life seen more morbidly obese people and Electric Courtesy Vehicles (ECV's), also known as electric scooters, in one place at the same time. The two go hand-in-hand as all of the fat people are driving the scooters because walking would cause over-heating and weight loss! As I walked the parks, they drove them. These scooters take up the space of two people walking side by side. When a few of them barrell down on you, sometimes you think you are being attacked by a fleet of elephants on wheels. I can't count how many times a scooter zipped past me and cut me off. Meanwhile, Fatty McFuckFace is stuffing a giant turkey leg and extra large soda in his face. Also, his wife, Mrs. Fatty McFuckFace, is beside him in her ECV, hoovering a chocolate covered banana. Then they pull up to the fast pass line, in their ECV, and return later only to zipped through the line to the disability line, where they are escorted to the ride before the rest of us. They slow down the line because it takes two employees to get them out of the ECV and into the ride. Then when the ride is done, you're waiting an extra 5 minutes while the McFuckFaces are being unloaded. When you're finally ready to go back to your resort, you take the Disney bus along with the ECV's. Two older fat ladies were on my bus. A special procedure was done to lower a ramp, and they drove right onto the bus, and then, they stood up. Stood up. They can walk, afterall. They take their seats in the bus while their ECV's take up 6 seats which are folded away to make room. Therefore six of us are left waiting for the next bus. I'm all for ramps and wheelchair accessability but for people who have real disabilities, not fat lazy assholes who don't want to exercise.



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I have a grandpa who has diabetes (not because he's a pig, because it runs in the family), and who's had several strokes and he's in a wheel chair because of it Shockingly, after the three or so years of not being able to walk, he's a bit overweight. Does that make him a (as you say) 'FattyMcFuckFace'?
You dont know what a person's been through or what they're going to go through.
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