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Morbid obesity is a 'disability' that is rewarded in Disney World.


By wahwah on 5/6/2010 3:09 PM
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Morbid obesity is a 'disability' that is rewarded in Disney World.
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I went to Disney World very recently & it really opened my eyes. I have never in my life seen more morbidly obese people and Electric Courtesy Vehicles (ECV's), also known as electric scooters, in one place at the same time. The two go hand-in-hand as all of the fat people are driving the scooters because walking would cause over-heating and weight loss! As I walked the parks, they drove them. These scooters take up the space of two people walking side by side. When a few of them barrell down on you, sometimes you think you are being attacked by a fleet of elephants on wheels. I can't count how many times a scooter zipped past me and cut me off. Meanwhile, Fatty McFuckFace is stuffing a giant turkey leg and extra large soda in his face. Also, his wife, Mrs. Fatty McFuckFace, is beside him in her ECV, hoovering a chocolate covered banana. Then they pull up to the fast pass line, in their ECV, and return later only to zipped through the line to the disability line, where they are escorted to the ride before the rest of us. They slow down the line because it takes two employees to get them out of the ECV and into the ride. Then when the ride is done, you're waiting an extra 5 minutes while the McFuckFaces are being unloaded. When you're finally ready to go back to your resort, you take the Disney bus along with the ECV's. Two older fat ladies were on my bus. A special procedure was done to lower a ramp, and they drove right onto the bus, and then, they stood up. Stood up. They can walk, afterall. They take their seats in the bus while their ECV's take up 6 seats which are folded away to make room. Therefore six of us are left waiting for the next bus. I'm all for ramps and wheelchair accessability but for people who have real disabilities, not fat lazy assholes who don't want to exercise.

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Amadeus38
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Posted on: 2/28/2012 5:25 PM
Nice. I worked for years in a corporate franchise restaurant. Every day at 9pm, all appetizers went to half price. We called them "grazers" (the fat fucks that filed in after 9 pm) It was disgusting. FUck this "I have a thyroid disorder" No, you actually just won't stop eating. I've seen you....all of you, for years, lining up at the restaurant trough and guzzling your deep fried goodies. Of course, aware of your utter gluttany, you always order a glass of water or DIET soda with your feast, just so that nobody thinks you're a fat assed pig or anything. By doing that, it's obvious that you know that you're going to pop your heart, but you eat away anyways. What makes me sick is that across the world, many children don't even eat everyday.
Larkendar
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Posted on: 10/3/2011 6:30 AM
99% of fat asses are fat because their lazy. HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW? Because i'm a bit overweight. How ever unlike fuck nuggets I REFUSE TO LET MY SELF GO THAT FAR. My aunt has diabetis and she's fucking skinny.. NO EXCUSE FATTIES!
waldosan
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Posted on: 9/27/2011 1:26 PM
this is fantastic, i work in a bloody grocery store, and i see no end to fat lazy fucktards. they have no excuse in my book, they really don't.
wahwah
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Posted on: 9/26/2011 4:25 PM
Oh get over it both of you – read the rant again and you’ll see I’m picking on lazy fat fucks that milk the system. Yes, I agree, some people have genuine disabilities which restrict them to a wheel chair and / or ECV and yes, some people have genuine disabilities which end up making them obese because they get stuck in a wheelchair and can’t perform physical activity due to illness or injury, or because of glandular issues, and this is sad. However it is not these poor people that I’m referring to. In my opinion, the overwhelming majority of these people rolling around Disney World are just too fat to function and guess what – they put themselves there by not leading a moderate or healthy lifestyle. They ate the wrong foods too much & too often and didn’t get enough exercise, and they have the audacity to sit in their fatness and drink sugared drinks while eating fatty foods. Then we have to say ‘oh excuse me, go ahead, you have a disability’ and be all politically correct? The problem with today’s society is that we reward laziness and make excuses for everybody. It’s all bullshit my friends, we are our worst enemies. If you are genetically pre-disposed to be larger, than you must work twice as hard to fight it off! Just like if you are genetically pre-disposed to be stupid, you must work twice as hard to learn!
Posted on: 8/24/2011 4:12 AM
Agree with Domi. this actually offended me.

I have a grandpa who has diabetes (not because he's a pig, because it runs in the family), and who's had several strokes and he's in a wheel chair because of it Shockingly, after the three or so years of not being able to walk, he's a bit overweight. Does that make him a (as you say) 'FattyMcFuckFace'?

You dont know what a person's been through or what they're going to go through.
Domi
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Posted on: 6/21/2011 7:40 AM
You know, some of those people at least, are fat *because* they're already disabled. Or the fact they're fat has nothing to do with their disability at all! People can be disabled *and* fat, and in fact it's more likely!
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Posted on: 4/23/2011 6:01 AM
Can this be in the New York Times? Please?
SmurfinLennon
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Posted on: 2/2/2011 6:26 PM
I agree, and I also laughed at "Fatty McFuckFace

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omniphobic
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Posted on: 12/31/2010 5:57 PM
Finally, I found an internet site that expresses this aggravation. How magical it is to get stuck inside Haunted Mansion watching the guy attempting to escape from his coffin for 5 minute after the whole ride halts to load or unload ECV transfers. Just got back from "value season" when park population was suppose to be low yet each time I rode HM, the ride would suddenly stops for several minutes, the ghost host would blame it on spooks...yeah right...four wheel spooks.
wr007
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Posted on: 5/6/2010 3:17 PM
Ha! I said the same stuff last time I went to Disney. Too many fat people cruising around the park drunk on nasty turkey legs.