No way, Beerfest, no way

So I watched this stupid comedy called Beerfest last night. First off, you can just go ahead and keep walking past it at the video store. Here’s the plot: a beer drinking team from the U.S.A. go to Germany for a beer guzzling / games contest and…they win it. Win the whole thing. Okay. So I have a problem. Where were the Canadians??? Are you telling me, Beerfest, that if you sent a beer drinking team from Canada, that they wouldn’t place in the final teams?? Are you telling me that the Brits or the Aussie’s wouldn’t be in there as well? What about the Irish?? What about the Russians?? Well, maybe in a Vodka shooting contest. Are you kidding me? In Canada we start drinking beer at three years old, and a light beer is considered 5% alcohol. The beer in my fridge is 6.3%. I remember I had a really good night out at the bars one night awhile back with my group of friends and a group of Americans who joined us, and the Americans were shit faced after ABOOT five or six pints of the Canadian stuff, it was priceless! Stumbling around, talking about god-knows-what, and meanwhile we’re sitting there with a little buzz going, laughing at our new friends!!! Get it right for Beerfest part 2, jerk-offs.