People and their stupid fucking dogs. Get a cat.

By wahwah wahwah on 5/5/2010 3:52 PM in category: People
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I hate people & their stupid fucking dogs. The super annoying dog people, the ones who consider their dog to be another person or some kind of sumpreme creature. It's just a fucking dog. A fucking animal. They eat their own shit. Why do these people have to bring their dog everywhere they go? They go on vacation, the dog comes. They come over for dinner at your house, the dog has to be there. They have to leave every two hours when they're out to check on their dog. Do dog people really think that others care about their dogs? Do they really think that when they show up at someone's house for a BBQ with their dog, that the host is like "Great to see Bowser is doing well, bring him on in. I have a great lawn he can piss all over and a swell place for him to take a dump in the garden. Best part is he can eat it later if he wants a snack! Oh, and if he's feeling up to it, there is an assortment of shoes and sandals for him to slober all over and chew on. I haven't had my crotch assaulted by a wet nose in a while so why don't you send him over here and he can jump up on me and dig into that crotch of mine!" As you can tell I don't own a dog. Why? They're dependent, dirty, smelly, a waste of energy, money & time, and they limit your freedom. Cats are better pets. Dogs are loyal because they are weak, push-overs of the animal world. Cats are loyal if they choose to be. Dogs need to be bathed so they don't reek. Cats clean themselves all day. You have to earn a cats love. Dogs give it up for free. Cats are smarter - they can be trained but don't want to be, so they say "fuck you, human!" Dogs will jump through fiery hoops just to please their masters. Cats don't have masters so you respect them a lot more. Cats do their own thing. You can leave a cat at home for a week while you go away. Dogs limit your vacation options and cost more money to own, oh and did I mention they eat their own shit? In fact all dogs do is shit. They shit everywhere. On your lawn. In your house. It's awesome. Cats shit in your house too, but in a little box, and then they clean up the shit by covering it up with litter. People are really into rescuing dogs now. They don't give a rat's ass about children being abused, but let's save the fucking dogs first. These people also seem to think that having a dog makes them more important. They will bring the dog into a public place like it's their newborn baby or something so that everyone will oooh and ahhhh over the mutt while the owner is really doing it for their own self-importance. Then they strike up a stupid conversation with another crazy person to see who knows more about dogs. They are now dog therapists, phsycologists, hotels, etc. Give me a fucking break. What a shallow, stupid industry. Dog people need constant love from an emotionally shallow animal who only loves them because they get food from them (same as any animal) and will love them a lot easier than any human would and not only this but most dog people need a dog because its the only thing in their lives that they can control and give orders to, knowing the dog will be obedient. Most dog people I've met can't interact with people and are passive aggressive. Cesar Millan is an asshole and a waste of time. Let's see him rehabilitate and rescue kids with emotional problems instead of stupid fucking dogs. Oh and PITBULLS are very dangerous - put them down for all I care.

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Posted on: 8/17/2013 1:58 PM
How about we all shut the fuck up because they are fucking ANIMALS! they live for 15 years and then die. And another thing, why don't we stay out of other people business? If you're a cat lover, be a cat lover and if your a dog lover, be a dog lover. Don't hate on each other for liking different animals. Are you going to hate on somebody for eating cheese pizza when you like pepperoni? Or argue with someone who prefers adidas over nike? this is just one of those tings where people look at you and say "Who gives a flying fuck?"
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Posted on: 8/16/2013 7:36 PM
Here, I got my facts right:
-I've seen more than one dog eat their own shit in my lifetime. Perhaps this is a regional anomaly.
-Cats have been revered by humans since antiquity. They are the most popular domesticated pet in the world. One of the reasons they have been kept as pets is their superior hunting skills - they take care of any vermin problem real quick.
-Cats leave their kill on the doorstep of their human owners as an offering - sign of loyalty - look what I killed for you today, sir.
-You have to earn a dogs trust???? Dog, come will come right away, all happy to see you, no matter who you no no, you have to really earn a cats trust, they are naturally skeptical, because they are smart.
-Cats can be trained but they are extremely challenging to train, not because of stupidity, but because they don't want to be your lil bitch like a dog.

So who's the stronger species? In my opinion, cats, hands-down.
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Posted on: 8/16/2013 2:58 PM
Look, not all people are like that. I agree that some people are annoying, taking their dog with them everywhere, but most are NOT like that. Dogs are loyal, but you have to earn their trust too, if you left and came back for year a cat would be like "your back...So?", whereas a dog would be like "your back! dont ever leave again!", cats dont give a crap about you, at least dogs do. Your comment about how "dogs always eat their own shit", untrue! How bout "cats kill vermon and leave it by the doorstep, and hardly any of them are trainabled compared to dogs. So get your facts right, you whinny cat owner
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Posted on: 7/2/2013 1:15 PM
I agree! Cats are REALLY intellegent. Dogs are stupid creatures that shit and piss over everything.
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Posted on: 4/25/2013 7:27 PM
Haters: read the rant again. It's not so much about dogs but more about people who own dogs. I like some dogs and some dog owners - the ones that are well-behaved and not fucking annoying (applies to the dog and the owner).
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Posted on: 2/14/2013 1:53 AM
TOTALLY agree!!
My sister in law always posts annoying dog pictures on Facebook, she posts so many cruelty to dogs, etc. I had to hide her shit!
She doesn't post any real status updates, its really fucking annoying.
I hate dogs, they are needy, smelly & just flat out annoying!!
I cannot stand it when people try to compare their dogs to having children.....they are usually the ones who nave never had kids....get a fucking clue!
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Posted on: 1/9/2013 9:38 AM
omg I couldn't agree more. People get so in love with their dogs its insane. Dogs are so loud and annoying like you said. Cats are independant & way smarter than dogs :)
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Posted on: 12/13/2012 10:47 PM
not only are you wrong, but people who don't like dogs are not to be trusted. take your cat and shove it. they stink. dogs can work- mine protects my house. i treat my dog well and clean up after him because he watches over me- he does his job well and accompanies me on runs. i do have hatred toward little dogs (read: cat-sized) that are dressed up and carried in purses, but they don't really count as dogs.
Posted on: 12/12/2012 12:33 PM
I 110% agree with this and absolutely love your mentality. Could not have said it better myself! and to the person who wants to drown their two chihuahuas. TRY LIVING WITH THREE. disgusting pathetic mutants
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Posted on: 11/20/2012 9:28 PM
I can deal with the majority of your rant... The only issue I have is where you say Pitbulls are "very dangerous". All animals are dangerous to some extent. Labeling one breed as "very dangerous" is ridiculous. Cats can be dangerous too. Pitbulls are actually a very loving breed. They're often stereotyped because people use them to be guard dogs because they look mean. If you treat a dog badly, it's going to turn on you. Same with cats, or any other animal. If you train the dog to be mean, it's not it's fault, it's what it was taught to do. You cannot possibly tell me that Pitbulls were all born mean and nasty as they snuggle up to their mothers and suckle on your fingers. As they trust you to care for them when they can't see or hear, they don't even know what'e happening around them. They don't know the difference between being aggressive and being friendly. They aren't born that way, they're molded to be that way. And you have no right to say that you should completely eliminate one breed. Especially when it's a breed you seem to know nothing about. I go to an agricultural school, I've met some of the sweetest animals alive, and others that need to be muzzled all the time. Personalities, while they can be influenced by breed, are not all about what breed the dog is. Also, just a little thing, not all dogs are mutts, as you seem to think. A "mutt" is just another, sometimes derogatory(depending on the way you use it) way of saying a "mixed-breed dog". Okay? I think I've made my point.
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Posted on: 10/18/2012 9:37 AM
Right on! Especially Chiuauahs. I just want to drown my in laws 2 worthless fucking chiuauahs in the bathtub and then set them on fire. After making them eat all of their own shit off their retarded ass owners disgusting poo and piss covered carpet.
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Posted on: 9/19/2012 10:37 PM
It sounds like you haven't met anyone who actually takes care of there dog. And pampering is not the same thing. The dogs you described are unhealthy, and not happy animals. Yes, animals. I am a dog person, and I realize that I am doing an injustice to my pet if I treat her like anything other than a dog. And having an attachment to your dog is not a bad thing. There's nothing wrong with taking them on vacation, to the park, etc. I agree, that if someone doesn't want dogs over at their house, don't bring the dog. But there are people who enjoy having dogs around. And yes, dog hotels and such are ridiculous. But did you forget that there are just as many outlets for cat people to do the same crazy stuff? So, please stop generalizing about dogs, and maybe realize that it's not the dog's fault if it has a crappy owner.
And pitbulls are dangerous when they're raised to be dangerous, or abused. They can be just as loving as any other breed, but their notoriety has caused people to turn them into attack dogs.
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Posted on: 9/15/2012 6:04 AM
Cat people are shut ins or cranky antisocial jackasses
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Posted on: 8/7/2012 4:15 PM
cat lovers are whinny bitches sometimes...
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Posted on: 8/7/2012 2:43 PM
that's funny. i agree that some people do treat their dogs like beloved children or grandchildren and that is sort of pathetic. and they do tend to poo everywhere. but i get angry at the owners who don't clean up, not the dogs. get a cat? I have three and they're good kitties and a joy. but they're work too, as are dogs and kiddies. choose your poison, i suppose....
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Posted on: 7/6/2012 4:42 AM
All life is important in the life cycle. Dogs do fucking matter. And yes, it is something to be proud of if your dog is very good with tricks and all. Dogs are normally rather stupid, but you can train them and make them smarter. Just how you go to school and your parents are proud of you for getting all A's in your classes. Metaphors bitch!
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Posted on: 7/6/2012 1:03 AM
No, I really don't think your dog is cute and do not understand what you mean by you're proud of your dog. What is there to be proud of? The stupid filthy animals eats, barks shits and stinks, your house smells nasty and so do you, I don't care how often you bathe and clean your fucking house, it still smells like shit and rotten dog!
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Posted on: 7/6/2012 12:52 AM
Soooo sickening to see these stupid freaks french kissing those shit eating, butthole and ball licking filthy bags of barking shit! You people need help! If I ate my shit and licked your face you'd have me in jail for assault. They eat cat shit, dead rats, birds with west nile virus and dead squirells! No, their fucking mouths aren't cleaner than yours, there's have more germ killers in their mouths so they're immune to disease but you sure the fuck don't! Dogs cause and carry cancer you witless douchebags! Think about it and while you're at it keep your fucking fleabag gross shit factories off my lawn, I don't like dogs or their idiot owners, your fuckin dog is smarter than you because they have you trained to walk around carrying their shit in a bag! How fuckin stupid are you? I love the fourth of july, I celebrate the USA and scare the crap out of your useless furbag, I get to annoy both of you once a year and your fucking yapping mutts bug me all year with your stupid walks around the block every night shittin on my lawn and don't tell me you pick up your dog crap because I watch and you only pick it up if someone is watching, you're not sly youieces of crap! How about you don't walk the fucking thing until it shits on your fucking lawn instead of mine you sad, sad, sad losers?
Posted on: 4/2/2012 7:26 PM
I have dogs and cats, and a lizard and a horse and a rat and fish and crickets... actually, the horse is the only one who goes anywhere near her own shit, and she's smarter than all the rest of them.
Posted on: 3/29/2012 9:29 PM
I love my dog, she doesn't eat her own shit. She doesn't cost that much, oh and I have no overwhelming urge to check her every two hours. I also love my cat, she kicked poop out of her litter box all over my floor. Has clawed me severely times when I'm getting dressed, and keep hiding in the neighbours yard.

I still love her, but you can see how sometimes dogs really are better than cats. Just like sometimes cats are better than dogs. Maybe the people you know are just to obsessed with their dog. Did I mention how my cat and dog get along like peaches and cream? There is nothing wrong with loving dogs, so go easy on the hate.
Posted on: 3/13/2012 9:59 PM
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Posted on: 3/13/2012 7:16 AM
Humans are animals. I am a "cat person" however I do like and respect dogs. Humans have a very long a deep history with dogs.
Dogs are smarter than cats. Dogs have cleaner mouths, and their excrements are more human friendly as far as what is in it. Cats are easier to maintain. My cat has furniture pillows fake and real bling; so I'm guilty of the same stuff a lot of dog owners do.
Posted on: 2/15/2012 4:58 PM
i love cats, and dogs, and lizards, i love all animals i have a cat and dog and in different ways they are both great, i dont bring either everywhere i go...
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Posted on: 1/26/2012 6:00 PM
I love this rant. As one who has experienced BOTH,I'm definitely a cat person.They're just beautiful,respectable,and intelligent animals.Not to mention clean. Dogs are the opposite - full of cons. I don't blame the mutts as much as their idiotic owners. The majority of dog owners are just repulsive in every way.
Posted on: 1/29/2011 8:52 PM
fuck cat lovers too
Posted on: 1/29/2011 8:52 PM
Dogs are just germ producers for people that can't get along with other people. Fuck dog lovers in the ass (with a dog dick). The motherfuckers need to be put in a box crusher..along with their oversized germy rodents. I'm off to place a little poison out for the neigbors lab.
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Posted on: 12/20/2010 7:03 PM
Dogs are awesome.
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Posted on: 10/31/2010 1:18 AM
my neighbor's dogs bark all fucking night and wakes me up in the morning. makes me wanna throw a chair out my window! who knows, maybe it will land on their dog ;-]
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Posted on: 10/14/2010 11:17 PM
Apparently you had some very bad experiences with dogs. I think that dogs can be very beneficial to emotional health, as well as cats and other furry creatures. When your feeling down you always have your favorite pet there to comfort you, and regardless of what animal it is they always do their job.
Posted on: 8/9/2010 3:26 PM
i love this!