People and their stupid fucking dogs. Get a cat.

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I hate people & their stupid fucking dogs. The super annoying dog lovers....dog people, the ones who consider their dog to be another person or some kind of sumpreme creature. It's just a fucking dog. A fucking animal. They eat their own shit. Why do these people have to bring their dog everywhere they go? They go on vacation, the dog comes. They come over for dinner at your house, the dog has to be there. They have to leave every two hours when they're out to check on their dog. Do dog people really think that others care about their dogs? Do they really think that when they show up at someone's house for a BBQ with their dog, that the host is like "Great to see Bowser is doing well, bring him on in. I have a great lawn he can piss all over and a swell place for him to take a dump in the garden. Best part is he can eat it later if he wants a snack! Oh, and if he's feeling up to it, there is an assortment of shoes and sandals for him to slober all over and chew on. I haven't had my crotch assaulted by a wet nose in a while so why don't you send him over here and he can jump up on me and dig into that crotch of mine!" As you can tell I don't own a dog. Why? They're dependent, dirty, smelly, a waste of energy, money & time, and they limit your freedom. Cats are better pets. Dogs are loyal because they are weak, push-overs of the animal world. Cats are loyal if they choose to be. Dogs need to be bathed so they don't reek. Cats clean themselves all day. You have to earn a cats love. Dogs give it up for free. Cats are smarter - they can be trained but don't want to be, so they say "fuck you, human!" Dogs will jump through fiery hoops just to please their masters. Cats don't have masters so you respect them a lot more. Cats do their own thing. You can leave a cat at home for a week while you go away. Dogs limit your vacation options and cost more money to own, oh and did I mention they eat their own shit? In fact all dogs do is shit. They shit everywhere. On your lawn. In your house. It's awesome. Cats shit in your house too, but in a little box, and then they clean up the shit by covering it up with litter. People are really into rescuing dogs now. They don't give a rat's ass about children being abused, but let's save the fucking dogs first. These people also seem to think that having a dog makes them more important. They will bring the dog into a public place like it's their newborn baby or something so that everyone will oooh and ahhhh over the mutt while the owner is really doing it for their own self-importance. Then they strike up a stupid conversation with another crazy person to see who knows more about dogs. They are now dog therapists, phsycologists, hotels, etc. Give me a fucking break. What a shallow, stupid industry. Dog people need constant love from an emotionally shallow animal who only loves them because they get food from them (same as any animal) and will love them a lot easier than any human would and not only this but most dog people need a dog because its the only thing in their lives that they can control and give orders to, knowing the dog will be obedient. Most dog people I've met can't interact with people and are passive aggressive. Cesar Millan is an asshole and a waste of time. Let's see him rehabilitate and rescue kids with emotional problems instead of stupid fucking dogs. Oh and PITBULLS are very dangerous - put them down for all I care.