SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLE IN THE MOVIE THEATER

Oh god I hope these bitches behind me shut up soon. Okay, relax, the movie hasn't started, it’s just the previews, they'll quiet down when the movie actually starts. Give them the benefit of the doubt. Too bad, because I enjoy the previews. Oh well. Okay, they're still having the most moronic conversation I've EVER heard. When will it end?? Do they know how stupid they sound? Okay, calm down. Feature presentation is starting now, and they’ll shut up, I mean they paid to see the movie just like everyone else; wouldn’t they want to watch it and at the same time also listen to it so they can enjoy it to its fullest? Okay opening credits are on, no reduction in chatting or volume of chatting. I’ll give them until the dialogue starts. Here we go! The opening scene, no dialogue, bitches are still chatting, okay, now the main character comes out and starts talking! Okay, I want to hear this! “BITCHES SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING IMBECILES CAN’T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS IS SOMETHING OTHER PEOPLE WANT TO ENJOY?? FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!”