Wretches, Liars, and Cowards

Dear person who attacks me verbally on my best friends skype;

FUCK YOU! You don't know shit about what I'm going through, you hide behind my best friend to cover up your cowardly ass, but I KNOW who you are when you leave fucking love messages for her. You don't deserve someone like her, and how DARE you say she shouldn't be friends with me you backstabbing little prick! I do what the fuck I want, not what you command so fuck off! Just because I have a crush on her but decide to ask someone else out does not mean I have a different crush every month. I have intentionally stayed single for all of middle school and high school when half of you bastard sluts were rutting in your parent's beds! And so what if I decide to ask a girl out? It's none of your business unless I consult you, which I never will you goddamned wretch!

And dear brother,

What the fuck is wrong with you? When I ask for a little peace and quiet you don't come barging in bitching about the water heater being broken, when you stink to high heaven you take a fucking shower. And I always let you have your damned peace, so where's mine? Give me some fucking quiet and let me be alone for once! You're older than me, act like it! I have to wait for you to drive just down the friggin' block when I could, and A LOT SAFER! Watch you crack the engine one day, then what? MOM CAN'T AFFORD THAT IF SHE MAKES $2K A MONTH, the house alone costs SEVEN TIMES THAT!